We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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