is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Your cock deserves a montage
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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