So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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