And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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