I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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