I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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