Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
