whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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