the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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