theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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