1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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