But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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