okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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