It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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