omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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