If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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