Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
