i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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