Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I would ride that face into the sunset
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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