you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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