; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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