i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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