You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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