I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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