After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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