ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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