READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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