She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize
