thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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