There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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