i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
we're so committed to being not committed
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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