I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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