Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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