TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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