Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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