Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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