I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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