rhymes with "ouble enetration"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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