So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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