Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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