went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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