But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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