I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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