Banned from zoo.
Again?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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