We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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