was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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