she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My ATM looks so different sober.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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