i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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