I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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