Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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