She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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