He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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