it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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